patch notes
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At Last, Stardew Valley Will Let You Drink Mayonnaise
Stardew Valley’s 1.6 update includes a long list of newly drinkable fluids, including (checks notes) mayonnaise. Wouldn’t recommend IRL.
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I Love You Patchnotes Bot, You Weirdo
2It’s pretty commonplace nowadays for a game to be released with some problems here and there. Even albums have been adding patches for the last few years. Back in the olden days, before the internet was used to post pictures of pregnant Sonic the Hedgehog, you’d have to develop a game and then hope for…
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Assassin’s Creed Valhalla 1.1 Update Addresses Game-Breaking Bugs
Ubisoft is releasing a big update tomorrow for Assassin’s Creed Valhalla across all platforms, aiming to balance combat, improve performance, and generally smooth out a game that’s not without its fair share of bugs. But the biggest blessing comes in the form of several planned fixes for broken objectives.
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Apex Legends Gets A New Map (And A New Season) Tomorrow
Apex Legends’ new season launches tomorrow, alongside the game’s arrival on Steam. I’ll admit this hellscape of a year has given me little time for Titanfall developer Respawn’s battle royale, but the upcoming season’s changes could entice me back in — at least until I fall off the game’s new map too many times, which…